If Boris Johnson wasn't enough, it now has been reported that a new British political party is contesting a Parliamentary by-election in Crewe next month. It is a party one can truly get behind, er, in front, or, well, you know.
The 26-year-old from Belfast will represent the newly formed Beauties for Britain party.
She has pledged to “help make Westminster as glamorous a place as its fellow European legislatures, where beautiful women abound in the higher echelons of government”.
Vowing to “make Britain feel beautiful again”, she said: “I may not know a lot about politics yet but I do know about people and how everyone would prefer that Britain looks and feels beautiful instead of dwelling on the ugly and negative side of life and politics.
”I want British politicians to be sexy not sleazy and to show that they really care about women.
“For British politics it's all change at Crewe and I am really looking forward to meeting all the voters there and to showing them the power of beauty.”
What is the name of this candidate? I forget. But that isn't really important, now is it?

I am glad you are on top of this.
Posted by: emsl | May 07, 2008 at 03:57 PM